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Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit... now here's another fine mess that photographer Neil Matthews got me into. I turned up to do what I thought would be a pretty run-of-the mill interview with Toyah when, out of the blue, Neil reaches into a plastic shopping carrier and pulls out a pair of fluffy rabbit ears. "I don't suppose you'd mind putting these on, would you?" he asks. Toyah was all too keen on the idea. Which left me with the problem of finding some logical reason for having Toyah dressed up like the proverbial Easter Bunny. Fortunately, Toyah is an interviewer's best friend. You tell her that you need some rabbits in the interview and she readily obliges. Hence all that rot about clambering over her neighbours fence with bits of cabbage...

 

...seven days with popstar, bunny lover and trainee accountant TOYAH

FRIDAY

I got up at about seven, as usual, and spent three hours writing songs. Then I did my exercise routine in a sort of gym which I have. Every day I start by doing twenty miles on the exercise bike, followed by a series of weight-lifting with barbells and dumbbells. It helps to build stamina and it's also very good for the bust.

After that, I made a start on all the paperwork and business, which kept me busy until about four o'clock, when I went to the studio where we are recording our new single. I sat there very bored while the engineer set up everything, then spent some time listening to the mixes and so on. I left at 2 o'clock in the morning.

SATURDAY

Once again I got up at seven - I find that my body can keep going on five hours sleep a night. However, this past week has been more hectic than usual and it's starting to show in my face. As soon as the bags under my eyes start looking too prominent I'll have to start getting more sleep.

After doing my exercises I did some designing for jewelry and clothes. I arrived at the studio at two o'clock but left again at four to go and do some shopping. I bought two pairs of shoes and a dress, and then I went back to the studio.

At eight o'clock I had a meeting in Kilburn with my Art Designer for the single cover. I drank a bottle of their whisky.

By the time I got home, at two in the morning, I was pretty shattered. I lay in bed staring at the ceiling for a while, which I often do before going to sleep. Another thing I often do is to listen to hypnosis tapes in bed. If there's any area I feel I'm lacking in, I've got a tape for it. If I feel I'm overweight I hypnotise myself to get it off. I've also taught myself law, accountancy and a few languages by listening to these tapes.

"I think I'm a sort of rabbit Saviour, really."

SUNDAY

After doing my exercise routine I spent half an hour sorting out my make-up and something to wear because I had a radio show to do. I got to the BBC studios at about three o'clock, signed autographs for some kids outside, then got onto the show at about half past three They got a girl to interview me who’d been to the same drama school as I went to, and, unknown to me, they got ex-teachers to 'phone in, which was really quite a pleasant surprise. They also made me read a play which I did at drama school, and then they asked me to tap dance. It was terrible because I'd got really high heels on and the soles of the shoes were rubber so I couldn't get the friction I needed for the tap sound. I made a complete idiot of myself.

I left the show at four and drove straight to the studio, but the mix wasn't ready so I went home and made a costume for a TV show on Monday. I got a piece of black leather, made a top and put on a few studs, then got my old school skirt and turned it into a pencil skirt. After that, I did my accounts, which is dead boring, it stinks, I hate it, yeugh!, but you have to do it because it saves you on taxes and accounting fees. I got to the studio at eleven, left at one and went straight to bed.

MONDAY

I took an hour doing my make-up, then a car arrived to take me to the airport, but we were forty minutes late and missed the aeroplane. So we sat in the bar for two hours waiting for the next plane. Arrived at the TV studios in Newcastle at half past two and apologised profusely. We rehearsed and recorded a number and were finished by four o'clock, so we were able to leave at six. By the time we got to the aeroplane we were all much the worse for drink. We got into London at nine-ish, incredibly the worse for drink. I'll drink anything that's available and today it was whisky. We couldn't find our chauffeur at Heathrow so we went straight to the bar and got even worse the wear for drink. We get very loud and paralytic when we've been drinking so that nobody dares come near us.

Our chauffeur found us eventually and took us home. I was really tired so I went to bed shortly after midnight.

"When I'm dancing up and down and singing I gnash my teeth together really hard and they keep breaking"

TUESDAY

Got up late - about ten - quite knackered. Got to the studio at three o'clock, but by four o'clock nobody else had arrived so I went shopping. I really hate shopping because people keep recognising me and I feel stupid. Today, while I was in one shop, this girl came up to me and stood virtually nose to nose with me and went - "'Ere, look at this, Ann, I fink it's 'er!" I just stood there looking at the wall. I get so scared sometimes because I look different in real life - I probably look more haggard and knackered than I do in photographs and people go - "Ooo, don't you look a state! Ooo aren't you small!" It's really embarrassing.

Sometimes I cover my hair up to try to stop people recognising me, but that doesn't seem to work any more.

When I got back to the studio, I 'phoned home to ask how Mum and Dad were and if my rabbit was still alive. He was fine. My Mum has to look after my rabbit for me when I'm not there. My Mum calls him Fatso, but I call him F**k-face. He's a great rabbit and I love him very much.

WEDNESDAY

Spent all day at my publicity office doing interviews and 'photo-sessions, which was very tiring. Then I went home and did my business again. After that, I fed my next-door neighbour's rabbit. I often feed it although my neighbour doesn't know I do. I climb over the fence and give it water and cabbage and things because his owner lets him get really thin. I think I'm a sort of rabbit Saviour, really.


THURSDAY

I had to go to the dentist's today where I got ticked off for not looking after my teeth properly. A lady called a Hygienist went all round inside my gums scraping away at the plaque with a scalpel. It's supposed to keep your gums healthy. I lay there for an hour in agony because they don't give you an injection for it. Then she made me show her how I clean my teeth, and she said "Very good. You do it very well". Then I had to show her how I use the dental floss and she told me I was very good at that too.

Later on I had a 'photo-session and an interview. I went home and had an Indian meal, which I always suffer for, then went to bed at half past nine, truly wiped out.

FRIDAY

I've got to be at the dentist's again by two o'clock today because I broke two teeth on tour. When I'm dancing up and down and singing I gnash my teeth together really hard and they keep breaking, so he's going to crown them. I'll be in all afternoon - then I'll be `out' for the rest of the day because he's got to put me out to do it . . . What a way to end a week!



Toyah was talking to
Huw Collingbourne

She was gesticulating at
Neil Matthews


This is another feature from a classic early '80s issue of Flexipop! magazine. Actually it was the issue that was seized by the police on the grounds of encouraging cannibalism. More about that on some other occasion...

 

 

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