| Name: |
Morrissey - that's my surname really but I hate
my Christian name so I never tell anyone what it is. |
| Date of Birth: |
22nd May 1959 |
| Place of Birth: |
Manchester |
| Height: |
5 foot 11 inches |
| Favourite smell: |
Apricot. Or money. |
| If you'd been born in
a previous life, who would you have been? |
Clifton Webb. He was an old screen actor who played
an eccentric character called Mr Belvedere. He was always very
stern and grumpy with everyone. I might easily have been him
in a previous life. |
| What's the first thing
you do when you wake up? |
I dive straight into the kitchen for food - usually
wholemeal toast washed down with a few buckets of tea. |
| Have you ever been in
hospital? |
As a child I had a serious stomach problem. I was
a mass of stitches at the age of three. I had to stay in hospital
for years and years. But, as you may have guessed, I survived. |
| What's the silliest item
of clothing you've ever worn? |
Loons. Big baggy trousers that were very fashionable
a few years ago. They were terrible! |
| Have you got any phobias? |
There are so many. I'm very short sighted and I
think my main phobia is a fear of falling downstairs. |
| Any allergies? |
Onions. They make me pass out. |
| If you could be a character
in a TV soap opera, who would you choose? |
Bilko. He's got such endless appeal. You couldn't
possibly imagine him sitting at home being depressed. |
